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Matthew Seely

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I’d Like To Go Over Some Financial Alternatives To Burying Your Treasure

A Money Pit Is Rarely The Best Long-Term Option In These Markets

May 12, 2022

I’d Like To Go Over Some Financial Alternatives To Burying Your Treasure

May 12, 2022

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Slackjaw

Our Hybrid Conference Brings The Experience Of An Airport Ramada To You

Enjoy the Pleasures of a Regional B2B Conference from the Comfort of Your Own Home

Oct 11, 2021

Our Hybrid Conference Brings The Experience Of An Airport Ramada To You

Oct 11, 2021

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Slackjaw

An Oral History Of The Four Seasons Total Landscaping Press Conference

An absolutely believable account of what happened behind the scenes of the most memorable moment of the 2020 election campaign…

Nov 15, 2020

An Oral History Of The Four Seasons Total Landscaping Press Conference

Nov 15, 2020

Candide in America — Or the Optimistic Reopening of the Economy

In a large mansion in a wealthy American suburb, there lived a youth with the most gentle manners. Candide had lived his entire life…

Oct 30, 2020

Candide in America — Or the Optimistic Reopening of the Economy

Oct 30, 2020

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Slackjaw

I’m A Misanthrope And That Is Why I Wear A Mask

Never mind corona; it protects me from human interaction.

Oct 2, 2020

A man in a surgical mask stands against a brick wall.

Oct 2, 2020

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Slackjaw

A Text Conversation Between Drake And His Former Degrassi Co-Star

June 9–11:17 PM Shane: Yo Drake! Whaddup?

Sep 15, 2020

A Text Conversation Between Drake And His Former Degrassi Co-Star

Sep 15, 2020

Food Review: Campbell’s Tomato Soup Andy Warhol 60th Anniversary Edition

Walking through my local supermarket, my eyes were drawn to a sight that was at once both odd and strangely familiar: a pallet of…

Jul 29, 2020

Food Review: Campbell’s Tomato Soup Andy Warhol 60th Anniversary Edition

Jul 29, 2020

Matthew Seely

Matthew Seely

Matthew Seely is a writer and performer based in Toronto. His works have appeared at McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case and others.

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